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Archive for February, 2004

Cult Conviction

Friday, February 27th, 2004

I never realized that Japan even had capital punishment. But why did it take eight years to convict this guy?

Stern Warning

Friday, February 27th, 2004

Let the censoring begin. Of course Stern thrives on this kind of thing. In his case there really is no such thing as bad press. Stern is so bulletproof, that probably nothing short of reciting the seven deadly words over and over on the air will get him fired at this point.

Sick and Clueless

Wednesday, February 25th, 2004

I've been battling a cold for the past couple of days and so I feel completely out of the loop. Maybe I'll read the voter pamphlet for next week's primary election.

Rigth Wing Propaganda

Friday, February 20th, 2004

The Chronicle reports that this photo is being cited by right-wing talk-show hosts as proof that John Kerry is an anti-American commie pinko. The photo is a fake but so far none of the reactionary blowhards have seen fit to reveal this fact to their audience.

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Monorail! … Monorail!

Thursday, February 19th, 2004

Hey, if it's good enough for Springfield, it's good enough for Vegas. Just make sure that Homer isn't driving it.

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RIP Webmokey

Tuesday, February 17th, 2004

Lycos has put Webmonkey down. No word on what will become of the valuable archive material. Now w3schools may be the only good free resouce for burgeoning webheads. RIP webmonkey. You'll be missed.

Doubts About Dubya

Friday, February 13th, 2004

Dubya's credibility is taking a major hit these days. Expect CIA Director George Tenet to resign if this keeps up.

Cloning Damnation

Thursday, February 12th, 2004

I expect that the religiously zealous reactionaries will blow a gasket over the latest cloning news out of South Korea. Why do they want to quash research that could one day cure Alzheimer's, Parkinson's or a number of other degenerative diseases? Because people are "trying to play God", that's why. Ridiculous.

Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

Might as well ban the beef, pork, poultry, and lamb industries as well. Before you know it, PETA (they're vegans BTW) will have us out hunting live game in order to get some meat. Of course then we'd be considered poachers since they'll also ban hunting. Expect Ted Nugent to be the first to face the firing squad for shooting and eating bambi.

Sluggish Friendster

Monday, February 9th, 2004

I was first introduced to Friendster by one of my friends. At first it was rather quaint to see how many people you could be connected to through only a few people. But the server is notoriously slow and so I got tired of waiting and waiting to see anything on the site. But it looks like things will be looking up for this pioneering networking site.

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