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Archive for June, 2004

Mightier Than Ever

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004

I just read an article about a new ergonomic pen. Now I have to go get one. I wonder if it's possible to get one that doubles as a tuning fork?

Uncle Sam Wants You Again

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004

Hope you guys kept your uniforms, because it looks like you'll be needing them again real soon.

Thanks for the Free Press

Monday, June 28th, 2004

Fahrenheit 9/11 made nearly $22 million as the top-grossing movie this past weekend. Some of its success has to be attributed to the efforts that went into blocking the distribution and showing of this film.

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Getting Spoiled

Saturday, June 26th, 2004

I guess Nader is going to have a harder time playing spoiler this time around. He took the Green Party's support for granted and the Greens decided to send him a message of "Get lost!"

Issues Smissues

Friday, June 25th, 2004

Note to Republican political candidates: if you commit sexual improprieties and word of it gets out, you can forget about shifting the focus to the issues. After Clinton, no one gets a free pass when it comes to monkey business (pun intended).

Flying High

Monday, June 21st, 2004

So if I make my reservation for 2065 and start saving now, I just may be able to afford the trip by my hundredth b-day.

Maybe the Cat Got It

Friday, June 18th, 2004

I guess it's a good thing he only went for a kiss.

Taking Them to Court

Thursday, June 17th, 2004

I don't know what they hope to get out of them. They're bankrupt and broke. If California wins the case, the state will be just another creditor in a very long line.

Throw it on the Bonfire

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004

They tried to use Disney to bury it and failed.

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A Real Wiener

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004

This is just too bizarre.

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