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Archive for August, 2004

Big Banana for Flip Flops

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004

First the Simpering Simaian says we can't win the war on terror, now he says that we will win it. I guess Cheney was on a break from the remote control unit during that interview Monday.

Swift Boat Vets for Lies

Friday, August 27th, 2004

The media just can't get enough of these guys. But now word comes out that one of the SBV's received a Bronze Star for EXACTLY the same altercation that Kerry received his. Yet this guy claims that they were not under fire that day. So how did he earn his medal? Is his medal bogus too? Maybe he should condemn himself while he's at it.

What? No Rose Petals Yet?

Friday, August 27th, 2004

The Simpering Simian admits that he "miscalculated" the difficulties that the U.S. would face after Saddam

Welfare state

Thursday, August 26th, 2004

The ranks of the poor increased by 1.3 million. But the Simpering Simian says that the economy is growing. Of course he also said offshoring is good for our economy.

Operation Smear Him

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004

The Simpering Simian and the Swift Boat Vets claim that there is no coordination between the two campaigns. Now two officials of the Simpering Simian's campaign have resigned because of their ties to the group. No coordination my ass.

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The State of Northern California

Tuesday, August 17th, 2004

Ahnold is officially on my shit list now. First he wants to reinstitute energy deregulation. I guess because it worked out so well the first time with the high electricity bills and blackouts.

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Athens Games

Friday, August 13th, 2004

The Games have barely started and I'm already frustrated with NBC. The opening ceremony has already happened but you couldn

Bon Appetit

Friday, August 13th, 2004

The French Chef, Julia Childs has passed. Her passion for good food and cooking will be missed.

Power Drain

Thursday, August 12th, 2004

Ahnold wants to re-institute energy deregulation. The power companies are salivating about. And what better way to help Enron dig its way out?

Mole Hunting

Monday, August 9th, 2004

The news has gotten out that the suspect whose computer files led to the Orange Alert last week, was a Pakistani mole who was helping authorities track down al Quaeda. Now that the word is out, new intelligence has dried up. Good work Bushies!

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