Snake Bytes

Archive for August, 2004

The Apeman

Friday, August 6th, 2004

Shrub's support network has taken to referring to the Kerrys as "Lurch" and "Evita". So from now on, I'm referring to Dubya as the Simpering Simian.

So That’s Why!

Thursday, August 5th, 2004

Dubya finally explains the motives of his foreign policy.

New Profile: TWA

Wednesday, August 4th, 2004

Guess we can add TWA (Traveling While Arabic) to the profile list that includes DWB (Driving While Black).

Orange Alert

Wednesday, August 4th, 2004

The terror alert and heightened security measures may be beneficial to terrorists because they cause unnecessary fear and undermine public confidence in intelligence.

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Mommie For Bush

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004

Nancy Reagan will not hold a grudge. She still supports Dubya for re-election. Her son Ron endorsed Kerry because of Dubya's ban on stem cell research funding. He even did it at the Convention.

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