Snake Bytes

Archive for February, 2006

Where’s Jeeves?

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

Jeeves was given the ax yesterday. He was the last of the dotcom boom mascots. Ask.com (formerly askjeeves.com) has decided to forgo whimsy in favor of a more serious search tool that is set to take on the big boys of search (Google, Yahoo, MSN).

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Mail Call

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

This is just ridiculous. And I never, ever thought I'd agree with Thomas on any issue.

Right Hand, Meet the Left Hand

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

The only thing that could have been worse for the Simpering Simian is if the company were run by a member of Bin Laden's family.

Olympic Ennui

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

The ratings for the winter games are down. Not a big surprise considering that NBC continues to string viewers along until nearly midnight, peppering them with "Olympic Moments" and athlete profiles before they are finally shown the big result (i.e. an American gold medalist). So if no Americans win, people don't tune in.

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A Dead Document

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Justice Scalia calls the idea that the Constitution is a living document that can change with society the premise of "idiots".

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Kwan Swan Song

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Michelle Kwan's gold medal dreams are appearantly over. She'll be nearly thirty when the next winter games comes along, so it's highly unlikely that she'll compete in the Olympics ever again. It's too bad her last bid had to end this way but she probably didn't belong there to begin with.

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Supervisor Idiocy

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Two SF Supervisors want to limit the number of parking space available in new downtown residential buildings to 3 for every 4 units. The idea is that this measure will help reduce traffic congestion in the downtown area by "encouraging" people to rely on public transit instead of cars. WRONG!!!

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A Fox Ruling the Henhouse

Friday, February 3rd, 2006

The Simpering Simian appointed a telecom lawyer and lobbyist to the FCC. Look for the reemergence of Ma Bell and sky-rocketing phone bills in the near future.

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