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Archive for May, 2007

Spammer in the Can

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Another spammer has been arrested. But I haven't seen any reduction in the amount of spam I get. In fact, I had to disable my "Catch Phrase" submission form because some moron thought they could use it to get their stupid links on my site.

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26 Days Later

Friday, May 25th, 2007

It's remarkable that they were able to fix the freeway so quickly. So why has it take so long to finish construction on I-880 in Fremont?

Dirty Harry is Expensive

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

A certain SFPD officer is making a name for himself as a tough guy. So far, the tough guy has cost the city nearly two hundred grand in lawsuits with more to come. i don't care how good or tough he is, he can't be worth all this hassle.

Reinforcements on the Way

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

The Simpering Simian is apparently doubling the number of troops in Iraq by the end of the year. Looks like the war without end is about to get a lot bigger.

The Dog House is Canned

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

It took them a whole month to do it, but CBS Radio has indeed fired JV and Elvis for their racist prank in April. Keep in mind that they weren't fired for doing the prank in the first place, they were fired for replaying the tape of the prank after Imus had been fired. If it weren't for the replay, they'd still be on the air.

Lessons in Etiquette

Monday, May 7th, 2007

It seems that the Simpering Simian is lacking in manners. After all, when the reigning monarch of your most staunch ally visits, you shouldn't have to be convinced to hold the most formal state dinner that protocol allows. It's a no-brainer. But I guess the lack of a brain is the problem here.

Flying Under the Influence

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

There has to be a better way to cope with flight anxieties than drinking so much that you lose all sense of judgment. This woman is lucky that she's getting off so lightly. Even money says she'll find herself on the no-fly list or subjected to extra security screening the next time she flies.

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