SerpentVenom

When the iPhone launched last week, many would-be entrepreneurs thought they could cash in by purchasing a second phone and selling it for well over the retail price. It looks like they were wrong. Those suckers who overpaid resellers should have been more patient.Those extra phones that people couldn't resell should be back on store shelves in a week.

The only surprising thing here is that the Simpering Simian did not grant a full pardon. I guess that will come on the last day of his presidency.