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Downed Yankees!!!

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

YESSS!!! The Yanks are GONE! Their $200 million dollar roster is gone! George must be having a cow! Life is good!

Chopped Down

Monday, October 10th, 2005

Yes!!! The chop is dead in Atlanta for another year! The Astros beat the Braves in the longest post-season game in baseball history. Now if the Angels can do away with the Yankess tonight, all will be well.

Who’s Brain-Dead Now?

Thursday, August 11th, 2005

The axe has fallen on three people at KNBR thanks to the lame statement made by one of their hosts last week. Blame is being laid out left and right against the station, the Giants and even Philipe Alou. Personally, I blame the station.

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Baseball Buds

Friday, June 24th, 2005

Take a look at this picture. Nevermind what the caption says. Let's just make one up. Something like: "Derek Jeter and Gary Sheffield are out and proud for Pride Weekend." Next?

Izzy Is Or Izzy Aint?

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

The number two guy at FBI during the Nixon years has come forward as "Deep Throat", the source of Woodward and Bernstein's Watergate expose that helped bring down Tricky Dick. Neither of the reporters has confirmed Felt's story. They maintain that they still plan to reveal Deep Throat's identity only after his death. I guess only time will tell for sure.

H E Double Hockey Sticks!

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

The NHL has made it official. There will be no major league hockey this season. Well, duh! The playoffs were only a month or so away, how did they expect to get a meaningful season in at this point anyway? Now they might as well cancel the sport too, because there doesn't seem to be much interest anyway.

Now With Even Less Juice

Tuesday, February 1st, 2005

Looks like Major Leaguers will have to keep looking for their boosts elsewhere. Meanwhile, Barry's gone under the knife again. Could his body be breaking down from all the chemicals he allegedly used?

Bay Fans to NHL: “Puck You!”

Thursday, December 9th, 2004

Oh yeah, I almost forgot! There's this sport called "Hockey", and the local team is the San Jose Sharks. The players have been locked-out for three months. The season may not happen. But most of the Bay Area doesn't seem to care. Is it because there's too much going on here? Or could it be that hockey just isn't that interesting to begin with?

Hazards of Futbol

Wednesday, December 8th, 2004

Ok, this sucks. This guy lost a finger AND he was penalized.

Baseball Here! Freshly Sqeezed Baseball!

Monday, December 6th, 2004

The self-loathing Senator from Arizona wants to extract the juice out of Major League Baseball. But before Congress can do anything to the MLB, they'll have to get rid of that antitrust exemption. Others have tried and failed. Expect more of the same.

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